londoniers:

once my sister was eating pop rocks on my bed and spilled some but forgot to clean it up and apparently some pop rocks got on my pillow bc in the middle of the night i happened to drool and i swear to fucking god there is nothing more terrifying than having pop rocks exploding all up in your face when you are asleep 

laughcentre:

allmonds:

sluttyoliveoil:

allmonds:

stand:

I

I DONT GET IT SOMEONE EXPLAIN

i understand

THEN FUCKIBG TELL ME

8 times
8 times I have scrolled past this
I now understand

snapchatting:

my life would probably get 2 notes

portablemiah:

*inspects ground* its hot. theres been local singles in the area

darrynek:

I literally spend every day waiting for it to end

nevvzealand:

i broke my finger today but on the other hand i am completely fine

catholicnun:

When I’m out in public I think about the Internet